If God had a chat room...and you were a lady... Oh. Excuse me. Had a little ditty stuck in my head there. Anyway, I'm back from my mini-vacation -- well rested, as suntanned as George Hamilton, and needing to catch up on a backlog of blog reading. While I was afk, Next Wave saw fit to post "Banned from #Eden, the first in a series of chat-room paraphrases of Bible episodes that I've sporadically been working on. (Or should that be, "on which I've sporadically been working"?) Anyway, here's how it starts:
* Elohim enters #Eden
* Angel-bot sets mode +o Elohim
thanks ;-)
* Adam <1st_man@earth.com> enters #Eden
***Auto-msg*** Welcome, Adam, to #Eden, the
friendliest chat room on the Universe server! We hope
you enjoy your stay!
***Auto-msg*** Feel free to partake of fruit
from any tree EXCEPT from the tree of knowledge of
good and evil. To partake of fruit from the tree of
knowledge of good and evil will result in a PERMANENT
BAN!!!
***Auto-msg*** Be fruitful, multiply, and
have fun!
***end Auto-msg***
hi, Elohim...thanx 4 the welcome
* Adam wonders around the room...checks out the
garden...
kewl trees!
* Adam grabs a kumquat and bites into it
mmmmmmmm!
Yummy!