1. And it came to pass that the Time of the Voting did come again. 2. And the Lord said unto Joe, “Behold! For Albert runs not, and the land is in great need, and therefore, Joe, must thou seek the Office that I have provided for thee.” 3. And Joe was amazed, saying, “Lord, I cannot win, for I am a Jew of the Chosen People, and the people, for the most part, are not.” 4. And the Lord said, “Nay, Joe, for thou art my child and worship me, and they art my children and worship me as well, and this shall they know of thee.” 5. And Joe said unto the Lord, “But Lord, there is the matter of thine Son, whom they worship and I do not. What is the deal with that?” 6. And the Lord said, “Joe, it is complicated.” And Joe said, “Perhaps, Lord, thou wouldst feel better if thou told me the truth.” 7. And the Lord waxed wroth and said, “Is it thine custom to pry into your Lord’s personal life? Do I ask thee to explain thine family? Why must thou be such a Nosy Parker?” 8. And Joe fell on his face, and begged forgiveness, and gave thanks to the Lord, saying, “Yes, Lord, I will Run.”