Well, if I can't recover my royalties...here's another idea A struggling freelance writer tried to sell his family on eBay. For the asking price of $5 million, the buyer would receive a lifelong friendship with the Young family, who would provide household help and guidance to the wealthy patrons. Steve and his wife, Diana, would be willing to change their last names as well. They would also relocate to wherever the buyer wanted. *Momentary ponder.* Nah. Don't think Dyann would go for it. Especially the name change thing. It was tough enough getting her to go with Careaga. Link via Eighty-Three Re-invented.