A George Costanza moment Glad to see I'm not the only blogger to ever have a George Costanza moment. Like George, I lack the quick wittedness to shoot a snappy comeback. (There was a "Seinfeld" episode in which George, caught snarfing down shrimp at a business meeting, was at a loss for a comeback when a colleague said, "George, the ocean called, and they're running out of shrimp." Not until much later did George come up with the ultimate comeback: "Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you" [audio file], courtesy of this site). It seems that DJ Chuang occasionally suffers from the same affliction. Maybe DJ and I can meet some day for a match of slow wits.